A rare situation


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Ever heard of the “Anal Game”? Yes, it sounds like a terrible pickup line, but also it’s a keen new driving game a la License Plate Bingo (not really). Courtney’s friend told her about this: You take the model of a car that you see and put the word “anal” in front of it. Nine times out of ten, this results in lollin’. Take for example the Nissan Pathfinder – “Anal Pathfinder” yields some reasonable guffaws.

Tonight Courtney and I were driving around Champaign and marveling at how great Isuzu seems to be for this game (Amigo, Rodeo, Trooper, Ascender, and Hombre being the ones we listed). I said that Courtney’s car, a Honda Accord, seemed rather regal-sounding.

Courtney: “There’s a Honda Prelude, too. That one’s kinda funny.”
Chris: “Heh, yup.”
Courtney: “It doesn’t make much sense though, because I don’t know what it’s a prelude to.”
Chris: “Yeah, anal seems like more of an endgame.”

It’s a good thing we were pulling into a parking lot, because we were close to tears with laughter.

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Written by Chris

June 14th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

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  1. so people tell you to write on here more, and this is what you give your public?

    … brilliant though.


    19 Jun 09 at 9:37 pm

  2. Anal Probe
    Anal Avenger
    Anal Trooper
    Anal Odyssey
    Anal Commander
    Anal Discovery
    Anal Explorer
    Anal Mountaineering
    Anal Ranger
    Anal Maverick
    Anal Toy
    Anal Ram

    j Murph

    2 Oct 09 at 3:16 pm

  3. anal probe
    anal navigator
    anal vue
    anal caravan
    anal pilot
    anal escape
    anal avenger
    anal compass
    anal wrangler
    anal beetle
    anal viper
    anal amigo


    5 Oct 09 at 7:32 am

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